he stole my dream journal

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09/20/2026

Mr. Burns decided to help Trump run for office and he gets elected. It fucks up the world so bad that Smithers and Lisa plot to kill them. The sideplot involved Barney.

Was watching more Simpsons prior to bed. No I haven't gotten to the "Simpsons predicted President Trump" episode yet.

09/19/2026

Reputable rom site was hacked and replaced all roms with modded virus ones instead. I downloaded some of them on my real DS

I don't even own a DS anymore, I haven't had one in over a decade.

09/18/2026

There was definitely more to this dream but I only remember talking to Moe.

fuckkkkk its overr (I've been watching Simpsons with my friend the past month)

09/09/2026

Apparently, me and my friend met Eric Bogosian. If there was more to it I forgot.

08/28/2026

Everything I could see was generated by AI, so I couldn't tell what was real anymore.

08/19/2026

I was streaming(?) a video in VC with my friends, and it eventually had us do a puzzle I couldn't figure out. So I leave call and start driving around town, but the streets are wrong (buildings missing/misplaced in random spots). It jumps back to me being in my house and watching a speedpaint of my art in middle school with my parents on the family TV. I cringed so hard it apparently woke me up.

Idk what the fuck this dream was about. Supposedly the world was going to end, the year 2061 was mentioned

05/29/2026

I had to take a 700 page test and it made me cry. One of the questions was about counting change.

05/17/2026 ⚠️

I was riding the bus home from school but you could see there were dead bodies on the road and nobody else gaf. It kept driving and soon everything around it was on fire and you could hear screaming. This went on for a bit before it stopped at my old bus stop.

~03/22/2026

I was trying to google the Hyperchicken from Futurama, but everytime I typed it in it would be misspelled and nothing would come up.

I've had variations of this dream multiple times.

~02/22/2026

Youtuber Saltydkdan uploaded a video with an extended bit about Calculon. I don't even remember the bit.

This was around the time their Best of 2025 released. I had probably watched it multiple times prior.

02/16/2026

Apparently I dreamt about Coilette and Calculon, who knows what they were doing.

What one month of watching Futurama does to someone

10/21/2025

They made Smiling Friends Mcdonalds toys.

I also had dreamt of a video idea, but I couldn't remember the song. This was the closest I could imagine

09/12/2025

Apparently, I got a really long anon ask on Tumblr trying to analyze me thru the content I post. I only responded by correcting my zodiac sign.

this is kinda funny

08/05/2025

One of my online friends visited (I could not recall who) and I showed them my cats.

05/26/2025

I sent a drawing to my friends that had writing on it, only reply I got was they couldn't read it.

When I informed them of this dream they said my handwriting is actually pretty legible (growing up I had terrible handwriting)

03/22/2025

I downloaded a Regular Show game seeming inspired by Banned from EQD, it worked but it also turned out to also run the MEMZ virus I had to deal with that too.

02/19/2025

I was in middle school band class and the old teacher came in to say he was back and I got to speak to him. Then the next time I had class he was gone.

He left for another school(?) when I was in ~7th grade, but he was one of my favorite teachers at the time (biased). I never saw him again and I think around the time I had this dream my friend informed me he had died.

01/16/2025

I was still in HS at a winter percussion competition. In the middle of warm ups everyone started arguing, and apparently the best way I could get everyone to stop was by yelling "WE NEED TO LOCK IN!!!"

The one year I served as a captain was probably one of the worst.

09/26/2024

I was married with a wife and kid. My wife had a gambling problem and apparently this lead to her getting killed in FRONT of me. Horatio Caine showed up and the dream ended.

During the time I was binging CSI: Miami. My wife also might have resembled one of my friends..

09/01/2024

I initially had a dream involving CSI: Miami, then it suddenly shifted and I was being chased in a maze with low poly horses.

I was addicted to that horse plinko roblox game for a while

06/17/2024

Some ransomware affected all the electronics in the house that wanted me to play Baldi's Basics to win back our files but eventually escalated to being more demanding.

Apparently my dreamself noticed it was a dream, because it also somehow hacked the TV and I thought that was overkill.

05/08/2024

I could only hear this song

05/04/2024

There was a lost episode of Regular Show I happened to find. The only plot I could recall was it featured Death and Gary, and I was complaining to my friends because I'd have to update my Gary compilation again.

This was like a month prior to Lost Tapes being announced, and a year before Julian Holloway passed away.

04/04/2024

I was in high school again (9th grade), however the timeline was wrong.

In the text I describe it as "everything was following lore after" I'm not sure what specific lore I meant by that, I guess everything that happened after 2017/18?

11/02/2023 ⚠️

There were these balloons filled with acid everywhere, and if you brushed against them they'd burst and you'd melt gruesomely. I can't remember if this happened to me or someone else in front of me.

I think this was around time I was watching Saw...

10/23/2023

My grandparents came over to visit. Apparently at some point I got tired of dealing with them and the dream turned itself off like a TV

~10/16/2023

I'm just linking the recreation of it

08/31/2023

There was a new htf Ka-pow episode starring the mole(?) and a new mobster possum character.

Mcdonalds usually makes me sick and this was no exception. This is the dream that lead to the creation of my beloved Oddball!

04/12/2023

I was at my grandparents house for a holiday with a bunch of relatives, they all just kept hounding on me that I was a piece of shit.

I found this in my old journal I had forgotten abt it lmao

02/19/2023

I was stuck on a field trip where in order to progress I had to draw something, but everything I would draw would be rejected and deemed 'not good enough'

02/17/2023

Me and my friend went to a Fall Out Boy concert. Also there was a new ERB video titled 'Boba Fett vs Boba Wett' both Bobas were basically identical except one had big boobs.

Who do you think won that rap battle

DREAMSCAPE